i find it so cute how a lot of robitgirl fantasies we share are things with humans equivlants just without the health risks
"i just wanna be repaired by a cute robot engineer~" is getting nursed from an injury without any actual injury
"when she sees you and her cooling fans go off~" is social anxiety with a built in treatment for the stress it causes
"when you need a system reboot~" literally just a blackout without risk of brain damage
"i gave you admin privileges~" no different from making a deal with the moon-demon gythazah, who will take your soul for eternaty in exchange for limitless plessure (dont lie we've all done it)
Source: れぇ (Re-19) in a now seemingly deleted post (as far as i can tell from a few minutes of searching lol). Pixiv link here.
Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet






















